Spank You

Very Much

“Sex and hotels are pretty much unseparable, whether you’re shooting a budget porno in a Travelodge or you’re slipping into something ‘a bit more comfortable’ in a high-end London hotel. From bored businessmen, to horny honeymooners hotels are just inherently sexy. And nobody knows that better than South Place Hotel, who have just introduced their new ‘Naughty Night Away’ package, and they really want you to come…

Check-in involves a foreplay of an enticing drink from the bar and aphrodisiac chocolate and chilli brownies, left in their room. But things really start to gather steam thanks to experiences from luxury sensuality brand Coco de Mer. The upmarket sex shop and lingerie brand translates as ‘sea coconuts’, which sounds distinctly like a euphemism as slather your sea coconuts with their luxurious massage oils. Also in the room you’ll find a pot of Pure Delight Orgasm Balm, a stimulating balm infused with nourishing essential oils and menthol extract and applied directly to your clitoris to intensify orgasms. Yes, we did just write that, watch out for The Handbook’s Mills & Boon, coming never.”

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South Place Hotel
3 South Place, London, EC2M2AF
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