Remember Madonna’s racy album Erotica? Excellent, because this place will give you fever — the good kind. To get you in the mood, dive head-first into the Prohibition-inspired Le Chiffre, a sexy and glam bar that bashes out the raunchiest of ooh la la orgasm-inducing cocktails. After, smooch in the romantic hidden garden out back complete with palm trees and glittering waterfall. It’s worth it just for the Insta shot.
If you’ve got the cash, request suite 610. The one-bed apartment decorated with vintage porn comes with a chic see-through glass-sided tub and a marble-lined en-suite perfect for a bit of spontaneous pre-dinner nookie. The real question is, will you both be able to handle this fine hotel’s jelly?
Cool off in the spa, where there’s a shower that mimics three different types of rainfall — just what’s been lacking this summer — and drink to love, or at least good sex on the Nyetimber terrace.
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